body pillow waifu

((i am going to be remaking this tumblr, just because i am ghostnoting! :’( so i will post my new info shortly.))

((hello there everyone!!

it appears the picture i took of charlotte has made its rounds:

https://canv.as/p/jegr4/reply/905600

http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/14572286216/pillow-girlfriend

and if anyone would like to credit me for it, it would be fantastic! ;) ))

So, have you two thought about getting married? I'm trying to with my Build Tiger bodypillow, but gay furry superhero body pillow rights only go so far, unfortunately. Someday, we'll win the fight.
Anonymous

we have, don’t tell her, but i plan on proposing!!!!:-) congrats on your love tho

I wish you both the best. Some people don't believe in love like this. I used to not, until I met a lovely Build Tiger body pillow.
Anonymous

the haters just dont understand us….

thank you for your support.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

are you fucking mocking us

much better


much better

young lady sit up THIS INSTANT or you will not be allowed a second slice of pizza


young lady sit up THIS INSTANT or you will not be allowed a second slice of pizza

darling you are QUITE AWARE BY NOW that i do not allow… SLOUCHING…. at the dinner table


darling you are QUITE AWARE BY NOW that i do not allow… SLOUCHING…. at the dinner table

charlotte, you are so indecent

we are going to have a nice dinner, at least put something on for your crotchal region…

charlotte, you are so indecent

we are going to have a nice dinner, at least put something on for your crotchal region…