body pillow waifu

Dec 21

remade!!! click here!! all the old content is there :)

((i am going to be remaking this tumblr, just because i am ghostnoting! :’( so i will post my new info shortly.))

((hello there everyone!!

it appears the picture i took of charlotte has made its rounds:

https://canv.as/p/jegr4/reply/905600

http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/14572286216/pillow-girlfriend

and if anyone would like to credit me for it, it would be fantastic! ;) ))

Aug 18

Anonymous asked: So, have you two thought about getting married? I'm trying to with my Build Tiger bodypillow, but gay furry superhero body pillow rights only go so far, unfortunately. Someday, we'll win the fight.

we have, don’t tell her, but i plan on proposing!!!!:-) congrats on your love tho

Anonymous asked: I wish you both the best. Some people don't believe in love like this. I used to not, until I met a lovely Build Tiger body pillow.

the haters just dont understand us….

thank you for your support.

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

are you fucking mocking us

much better


much better

(Source: princess--necrophilia)

young lady sit up THIS INSTANT or you will not be allowed a second slice of pizza


young lady sit up THIS INSTANT or you will not be allowed a second slice of pizza

(Source: princess--necrophilia)

darling you are QUITE AWARE BY NOW that i do not allow… SLOUCHING…. at the dinner table


darling you are QUITE AWARE BY NOW that i do not allow… SLOUCHING…. at the dinner table

(Source: princess--necrophilia)

charlotte, you are so indecent

we are going to have a nice dinner, at least put something on for your crotchal region…

charlotte, you are so indecent

we are going to have a nice dinner, at least put something on for your crotchal region…

(Source: princess--necrophilia)